Nelldodfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Nelldodfut created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldodfut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelldodfut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nelldodfut's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nelldodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nelldodfut on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.