Gedbasstap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent rat.

Gedbasstap created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbasstap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedbasstap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gedbasstap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gedbasstap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never feed melons to rats while wearing yellow ear rings.
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