Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful snail.

Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad, it will turn you into a tree.

Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not take Cimbathap Bodlimyog Nakmighamwad's name in vain.

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