Budhentarg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful squirrel.

Budhentarg created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Budhentarg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budhentarg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budhentarg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Budhentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing pink hats and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.