Tamwannartdinkadomingov is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying coyote.

Tamwannartdinkadomingov created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamwannartdinkadomingov, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tamwannartdinkadomingov, she will come to you in dreams.

Tamwannartdinkadomingov's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tamwannartdinkadomingov's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine birds approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Tamwannartdinkadomingov.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.