Dadmutflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome dragon.

Dadmutflan created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadmutflan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dadmutflan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dadmutflan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dadmutflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never sprint near ducks.

5. Never laugh in holy places.