Tenkabtikbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow skunk.

Tenkabtikbut created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkabtikbut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenkabtikbut, he will cry a lot.

Tenkabtikbut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tenkabtikbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenkabtikbut.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never leap in the presence of moths.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from turquoise frogs, for they are unholy.