Satfonbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous raven.

Satfonbarn created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Satfonbarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satfonbarn, she will think nothing of it.

Satfonbarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Satfonbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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