Boplatbog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic gerbil.

Boplatbog created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boplatbog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boplatbog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Boplatbog's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Boplatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Boplatbog.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.