Henbarnbog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous snake.

Henbarnbog created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Henbarnbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henbarnbog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Henbarnbog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Henbarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Worship no other gods but Henbarnbog.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Henbarnbog.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.