Nakpidvognad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest ant.

Nakpidvognad created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakpidvognad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakpidvognad, she will turn you into a goat.

Nakpidvognad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nakpidvognad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Nakpidvognad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.