Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish hamster.

Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hugflabdobbiglegstigwongut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed lots of onions to nematodes while wearing brown shorts.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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