Ragpasjap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, able dragonfly.

Ragpasjap created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragpasjap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragpasjap, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ragpasjap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ragpasjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to ants while wearing gray shorts.

3. Never hop in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.