Sitcepnar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise tortoise.

Sitcepnar created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcepnar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sitcepnar, she will curse you with boils.

Sitcepnar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sitcepnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about nebulae.