Popcussladragviddab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome grasshopper.

Popcussladragviddab created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popcussladragviddab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Popcussladragviddab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Popcussladragviddab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Popcussladragviddab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing green rings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your face.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to grasshopers while wearing turquoise hats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your chest.