Fadcibfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish raven.

Fadcibfoss created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcibfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadcibfoss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fadcibfoss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fadcibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fadcibfoss' priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fadcibfoss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.