Bumdagnul Fomsadjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy gnu.

Bumdagnul Fomsadjig created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdagnul Fomsadjig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bumdagnul Fomsadjig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bumdagnul Fomsadjig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bumdagnul Fomsadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumdagnul Fomsadjig.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Bumdagnul Fomsadjig must be the most important thing in your life.