Vegbusrap is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak
ferret.
Vegbusrap created humankind four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegbusrap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Vegbusrap, he will try to impress you with trees.
Vegbusrap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Vegbusrap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vegbusrap in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing gray hats and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.
5. Vegbusrap loves goats, so they must be respected.