Nuldagwot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful badger.

Nuldagwot created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuldagwot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuldagwot, she will strike you with lightening.

Nuldagwot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nuldagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Run away if four geese approach from the south.