Cipmiskar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, idiotic chinchilla.

Cipmiskar created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmiskar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cipmiskar, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cipmiskar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cipmiskar's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near voles.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cipmiskar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.