Tonbopcid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong bat.

Tonbopcid created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Tonbopcid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tonbopcid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tonbopcid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tonbopcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.