Gatladbab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless dragonfly.

Gatladbab created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatladbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatladbab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Gatladbab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gatladbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never hurt mites.