Canbeddub is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy beaver.

Canbeddub created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Canbeddub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canbeddub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Canbeddub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Canbeddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not listen to music.