Larptiplap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate mongoose.

Larptiplap created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larptiplap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larptiplap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Larptiplap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Larptiplap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not commit murder.