Hadsadnel is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing parrot.

Hadsadnel created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadsadnel, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hadsadnel, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hadsadnel's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hadsadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.