Gudfligrill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome donkey.

Gudfligrill created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfligrill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gudfligrill, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gudfligrill's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gudfligrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudfligrill.