Panpit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast wren.

Panpit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Panpit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panpit, he will turn you into a rat.

Panpit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Panpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Panpit on top of important buildings.