Stervedgep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent swallow.

Stervedgep created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stervedgep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stervedgep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stervedgep's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stervedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never feed lots of onions to cats while wearing mauve dresses.