Botbigged is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous weasel.

Botbigged created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Botbigged, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Botbigged, he will turn you into a rock.

Botbigged's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Botbigged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never bounce near sharks.