Jabtettifum Pasgarged is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm monkey.

Jabtettifum Pasgarged created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtettifum Pasgarged, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jabtettifum Pasgarged, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jabtettifum Pasgarged's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jabtettifum Pasgarged's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.