Migkanpig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful snake.

Migkanpig created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migkanpig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migkanpig, it will turn you into a snail.

Migkanpig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Migkanpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.