Nuttargtal is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage
donkey.
Nuttargtal created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttargtal, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nuttargtal, he will turn you into a duck.
Nuttargtal's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Nuttargtal's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never paint your arms fawn.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Always pray immersed in water.