Gebtindanhun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Gebtindanhun created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtindanhun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebtindanhun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gebtindanhun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gebtindanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never sprint in the presence of moths.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing pink stockings and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.