Nuttflatditnul Kim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate yak.

Nuttflatditnul Kim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttflatditnul Kim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttflatditnul Kim, he will send you a sign.

Nuttflatditnul Kim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nuttflatditnul Kim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.