Cibtimbid is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, happy
clam.
Cibtimbid created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibtimbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cibtimbid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Cibtimbid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Cibtimbid's Holy Commandments1. Always help otters.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Retreat if three geese approach from the east.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cibtimbid on top of all buildings.