Stantofwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident naga.

Stantofwan created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Stantofwan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stantofwan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stantofwan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Stantofwan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

4. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat nuts.