Mabyarlweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced monkey.

Mabyarlweg created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabyarlweg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabyarlweg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mabyarlweg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mabyarlweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.