Ladfagnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful crow.

Ladfagnutt created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfagnutt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ladfagnutt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ladfagnutt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ladfagnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing black rings and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. You must never eat garlic.