Bumlipged is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing faun.

Bumlipged created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bumlipged, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumlipged, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bumlipged's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bumlipged's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bumlipged first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.