Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable dragon.

Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed, she will turn you into a duck.

Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Xinvabvagjan Gammigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.