Tabzod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, almighty mouse.

Tabzod created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabzod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tabzod, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tabzod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tabzod's Holy Commandments

1. Tabzod loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tabzod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from cyan dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.