Cunbogtun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest butterfly.

Cunbogtun created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbogtun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cunbogtun, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunbogtun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cunbogtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Cunbogtun on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.