Cidhencar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective guinea pig.

Cidhencar created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidhencar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidhencar, she will ignore you.

Cidhencar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cidhencar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Cidhencar first in all things.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.