Bonbisslab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty rat.

Bonbisslab created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbisslab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bonbisslab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonbisslab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bonbisslab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Bonbisslab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must love Bonbisslab.

4. Never feed onions to sharks while wearing cyan kilts.

5. Bonbisslab must be the most important thing in your life.