Gigbemjan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast shrew.

Gigbemjan created water two years ago.

If you believe in Gigbemjan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigbemjan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gigbemjan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gigbemjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Always help cats.

3. You must love Gigbemjan.

4. Gigbemjan loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.