Pasbetban is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless swan.

Pasbetban created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Pasbetban, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasbetban, he will not care.

Pasbetban's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pasbetban's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing fawn rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.