Gemvagmad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid fly.

Gemvagmad created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemvagmad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemvagmad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gemvagmad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gemvagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Gemvagmad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.