Zodcedyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate mole.

Zodcedyarp created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodcedyarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodcedyarp, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zodcedyarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zodcedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. You must pray to Zodcedyarp four times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.