Bopxucgud Yamveenapp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, staggering mole.

Bopxucgud Yamveenapp created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bopxucgud Yamveenapp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopxucgud Yamveenapp, she will turn you into a mole.

Bopxucgud Yamveenapp's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bopxucgud Yamveenapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bopxucgud Yamveenapp.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about goats.