Bosspidnulgam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent weasel.

Bosspidnulgam created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Bosspidnulgam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosspidnulgam, it will be very unhappy.

Bosspidnulgam's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bosspidnulgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Bosspidnulgam loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.