Limtarzed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish jaguar.

Limtarzed created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limtarzed, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Limtarzed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Limtarzed's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Limtarzed's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Always help snails.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.