Cen is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful
clam.
Cen created an up quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cen, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cen, she will destroy your home planet.
Cen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Cen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing cyan ear rings.
2. Do not dye your hair magenta.
3. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.
4. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing violet trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your arms.
5. Ducks are not to be trusted.