Kamkoptunmanvogfod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying dingo.

Kamkoptunmanvogfod created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamkoptunmanvogfod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kamkoptunmanvogfod, he will ignore you.

Kamkoptunmanvogfod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kamkoptunmanvogfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not keep nine aardvarks in a large pit.