Cen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful clam.

Cen created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cen, she will destroy your home planet.

Cen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing cyan ear rings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not keep nine gulls in a large pit.

4. Never think about dark matter near doves while wearing violet trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.