Bodhimcud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional bee.

Bodhimcud created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodhimcud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bodhimcud, she will turn you into a snail.

Bodhimcud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bodhimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the north.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bodhimcud on top of all buildings.