Kabdunnab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind centaur.

Kabdunnab created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Kabdunnab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabdunnab, she will destroy your home planet.

Kabdunnab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kabdunnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Kabdunnab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.