Nibkenmon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, omniscient butterfly.

Nibkenmon created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibkenmon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibkenmon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nibkenmon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nibkenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nibkenmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Nibkenmon's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured snails.