Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab
is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, humane
squirrel
.
Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab
created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab
, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab
, he will turn you into a hamster.
Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab's
most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gabnakhotnarlorthatditkab's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never talk about stars.
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