Tafhignat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust wasp.

Tafhignat created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafhignat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafhignat, she will cry a lot.

Tafhignat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tafhignat's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing stockings.

4. Tafhignat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not sing in public.