Bapyarsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind bat.

Bapyarsaw created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapyarsaw, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapyarsaw, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bapyarsaw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bapyarsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bapyarsaw's priests.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.