Sasvadzag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, passionate hyena.

Sasvadzag created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Sasvadzag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasvadzag, he will ignore you.

Sasvadzag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sasvadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Sasvadzag on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Sasvadzag's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sasvadzag in the centre of the settlement.