Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom
is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, fast
walrus
.
Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom
created the world three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom
, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom
, he will turn you into a frog.
Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom's
most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Nurtpodpadtiptonktailflistom's Holy Commandments
1. Never go into gray rooms.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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