Yartabdod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured swallow.

Yartabdod created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartabdod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yartabdod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yartabdod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yartabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. You must love Yartabdod.

5. Fast once a month.