Yatcapcan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic
turtle.
Yatcapcan created the cosmos six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatcapcan, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Yatcapcan, he will turn you into a rock.
Yatcapcan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Yatcapcan's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yatcapcan in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never think about photosynthesis.