Sinsatdub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust hare.

Sinsatdub created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinsatdub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinsatdub, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Sinsatdub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sinsatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sinsatdub.