Taffonrip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic lion.

Taffonrip created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Taffonrip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taffonrip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Taffonrip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Taffonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taffonrip.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must love Taffonrip.

5. Do not eat melons.