Arpvedtan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able lobster.

Arpvedtan created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Arpvedtan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arpvedtan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Arpvedtan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Arpvedtan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed spinach to snakes while wearing gray coats.