Cab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic zebra.

Cab created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cab, he will not invite you to parties.

Cab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Cab loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.