Mumguplig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise pigeon.

Mumguplig created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumguplig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mumguplig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mumguplig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mumguplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not keep six tortoises in a large pit.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mumguplig on top of all buildings.