Wapbutlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing badger.

Wapbutlab created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbutlab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapbutlab, it will strike you with lightening.

Wapbutlab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wapbutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never hop in the presence of whales.