Fudlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak unicorn.

Fudlarn created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudlarn, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fudlarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fudlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.