Fubmobleg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty gnu.

Fubmobleg created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubmobleg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubmobleg, he will come to you in dreams.

Fubmobleg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fubmobleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fubmobleg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never wear mauve coats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.