Ladyakxuck is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, tiresome
wren.
Ladyakxuck created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladyakxuck, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Ladyakxuck, he will turn you into a slug.
Ladyakxuck's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Ladyakxuck's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never feed melons to birds while wearing mauve corsets.
3. Always help ducks in need.
4. Retreat if four moths approach from the north.
5. Fast once a month.