Nurfebyik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless finch.

Nurfebyik created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurfebyik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurfebyik, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurfebyik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nurfebyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nurfebyik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurfebyik.