Dancinjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful dolphin.

Dancinjen created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dancinjen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dancinjen, he will turn you into a frog.

Dancinjen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dancinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.